I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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