dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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