And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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