i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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