oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Do plants get herpes?
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