What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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