let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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