Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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