I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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