I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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