By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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