its not stalking. its research.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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