"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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