i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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