who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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