ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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