my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
