Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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