My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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