don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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