Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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