Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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