one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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