you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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