So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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