never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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