...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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