whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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