You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize