She's JV to your varsity
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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