What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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