i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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