Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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