dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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