I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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