If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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