Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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