if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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