new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I can't turn off my feet"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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