Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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