what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
that is very illegal...i love you.
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