It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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