On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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