so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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