I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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