shes about as inviting as chlamydia
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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