we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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