Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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