So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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