I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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