People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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