his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I got her a Nickelback box set.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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