Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We have started to decorate penises.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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