whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
This is my gift to your gina
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
