Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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