I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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