Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
