Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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